rules, of course
there are rules for everything and never more so then for eating...:
1. cheese makes everything tastes better, this includes fruit salad, milkshakes, and baked potatoes
2. orange juice is a gift from the gods, and should never, in anyway, be diluted with alcohol, as that makes it blasphemous and it should be tossed out right off... orange juice can be drunk at any time... for breakfast, lunch, dinner, high tea, snacks, and just for the hell of it
3. just because it's not technically edible doesn't mean you shouldn't bite it... if it squeals, let it go, it's not dead yet... if it doesn't, but it tastes good, chew on it for stress relief... if it tastes good but makes your finger numb, then spit it out right away, as it's bad for you...
4. if your mother makes it, but can't tell you either a) what she put in it, or b) doesn't know if it has a name, poke it first just to make sure, if it doesn't scream and slither away,then it's okay to eat
5. one can never eat too many carbs...
6. try not to eat if it's still bleeding unless you know where and who it is (especially on the who, i mean, you can never tell where people have been)
6. don't chew on sweaters, too much fiber
7. when going to fancy resturants with people you barely know, order a salad, they are immensly complicated and takes so much time to fiddle with them that you can't honestly be expected to talk to the other people at the table
8. if you offer to go dutch with someone on dinner and they then insist on paying for it, pick up the tip, that way you don't have to feel guilty (i have this problem)
9. never, ever take john kirby with you to get coffee, unless the girl behind the counter already knows him and can then tell him what he wants
10. coffee, chocolate and anything that in anyway involves sugar and/ or caffine shoul dnot, in any circumstance, be given to me... it has very very dire consequences, involving high rushes of silly-ness, and people getting very dizzy from watching just how fast i can spin off into tangents of insane giggling
1. cheese makes everything tastes better, this includes fruit salad, milkshakes, and baked potatoes
2. orange juice is a gift from the gods, and should never, in anyway, be diluted with alcohol, as that makes it blasphemous and it should be tossed out right off... orange juice can be drunk at any time... for breakfast, lunch, dinner, high tea, snacks, and just for the hell of it
3. just because it's not technically edible doesn't mean you shouldn't bite it... if it squeals, let it go, it's not dead yet... if it doesn't, but it tastes good, chew on it for stress relief... if it tastes good but makes your finger numb, then spit it out right away, as it's bad for you...
4. if your mother makes it, but can't tell you either a) what she put in it, or b) doesn't know if it has a name, poke it first just to make sure, if it doesn't scream and slither away,then it's okay to eat
5. one can never eat too many carbs...
6. try not to eat if it's still bleeding unless you know where and who it is (especially on the who, i mean, you can never tell where people have been)
6. don't chew on sweaters, too much fiber
7. when going to fancy resturants with people you barely know, order a salad, they are immensly complicated and takes so much time to fiddle with them that you can't honestly be expected to talk to the other people at the table
8. if you offer to go dutch with someone on dinner and they then insist on paying for it, pick up the tip, that way you don't have to feel guilty (i have this problem)
9. never, ever take john kirby with you to get coffee, unless the girl behind the counter already knows him and can then tell him what he wants
10. coffee, chocolate and anything that in anyway involves sugar and/ or caffine shoul dnot, in any circumstance, be given to me... it has very very dire consequences, involving high rushes of silly-ness, and people getting very dizzy from watching just how fast i can spin off into tangents of insane giggling
posted by silver at 8:06 AM
1 Comments:
sooo...can i put cheese on you? does that count?? i bite you enough anyway, might as well have something to take the taste of silver out of my mouth ;)
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