(in)famous me quotes

“It doesn’t matter, as long as it’s pretty.”
“Wheyhey!”
“That was fully fucking brilliant.”
“Frickin’ fuzz butt bastards!” (aimed at the deer in the yard)
“…heathens…”
“errit?”
“HONK!!!”
“ettawha?”
“Dad, you cease to amaze me.”
“Turn in your personal handbook to the chapter entitled Staying Alive and learn to shut up.”
“…merde…”
“omnia est nihil”
“shut it, assminkey”
(not exactly a quote, but a frequent thought) * I have absolutely no clue what’s going on…*
“…merp!...”
"...stoopid gits..."

from mum: “ Big bad butt beer-drinkin’ bunnies”
from dad: “If you’re dumb, you better be tough.” (don’t exactly know if that was aimed at me…)