application

i have decided that i am now through with trying to get people to notice my amorus intentions through telepathy alone, so i now offer, for your convenience, my audience, the first and only copy of todays modern lover's application...for me, anyway..........

the non-offensive personal assesment and offering up of body and soul (mainly body, have no use for a soul) non-partisan compatability with me test

*also known as a "signifigant other application for interested parties"*
*feel free to elaborate as much as you possibly could want*

name:

age:

sex*doesn't care about gender, but would like to know*:

sign:

height:

coloration (of hair and eyes, doesn't care about skin):

hair length:

would you describe yourself here please? physical evaluation only, we'll cover mental attributes later:

career goals:

genre of prose intrest (ie. sci-fi, fantasy, crime drama etc.):

accent found most attractive (ie. french, canadian, american, etc.):

prefered weapon?:

inside or outside person?:

pets (both current and wanted):

foreign languages spoken:

any martial arts training?:

if i asked you to come with me to Venus, would you: a. think i was being perverse and/or suggestive b. think i was asking you to come on a spiritual journey to Nirvana and was only refering to it as Venus for reasons of my own or c. understand that i was speaking of the actual planet Venus, worry about the poisonous atmosphere and ask about fuel

would you be ok with an open relationship? (meaning that i don't care who you sleep with as long as you tell me, it's not every night and you come back to me *most important part here, the coming back is the only thing i'm concrete about*):

would you be bitter about the fact that i have a very hectic schedule and little free time, or would you be happy with whatever time we spent togather?:

if i don't get jealous easily, would it bother you?:

does my typing/spelling already bother you?:

if i said "that hoopy frood sure knows where his towel is" would you understand what i meant and be able to tell me which book it was from?:

Star Trek, Star Wars, or Stargate?:

are you ok with tattoos/multiple pierceings (ok, well, two sets, but hey)?:

does the fact that my mother might eat your soul bother you?:

do you like to swim?:

does profanity bother you?:

if i sometimes stare at you like you are possibly crazy, would it bother you immensely?:

would you understand that sometimes i need to go off by myself and be alone, or would you try to follow me and make me tell you what is wrong? (the latter is not nessarily a bad thing):

what do you view as a strong point in your mental attributes?:

if you have a weakness, what is it?:

can you honestly say that you could be understanding and try not to scream too loudly in agony if i decide to play Rush tapes in the car?:

if i "accidently" set something on fire...would you freak out or be the type to hand me another box of matches and lend me a hand with the big stuff?:

are you artsy?:

are you tolerant of a person's right to be whatever as long as it's not near you?:

are you into public displays of affection and to what degree?:

would it bother you that i might not eat in front of you?:

play any instuments?:

computer savvy?:

want kids and/or marrige?:

your views on outer space:

are you a people person? or do you just accept them as being there, wish they'd quit tripping over your bubble and hope one day that you can move off to a secluded wooded area where all that talks to you are the bunnies and the people on the phone:

-and finally-

do you think that i would find you the sort of person i might one day trust to hold me when i sleep: