*tee-hee* is silly...

a song about toesies...

(for this to work properly, you have to crouch, no, not squat, crouch...oh look, get up on the edge of your chair, perched on your feet...now hunch over like, there you go! no not that far, you'll fall off you stupid git...yes, right there! hold it... hold it... now pull your hands in close to your chest, bob a little, strech out your neck a bit... there you go! that's a proper crouch, now then, you have to do this in a sort of croon... what's a croon??? *gasp* good goddess, you don't know how to cro... *sigh* okay, okay, you know how to make silly voices, right? no? damn... this is not working... hermm... wait! *sudden inspiration* you've seen LOTR, right? well then, talk like Golem then! or sing, rather, cause this is a song...oh good grief, no one can see you, JUST DO IT!!!! *e-gad* get over yourself, have a little fun...)

right then...

A Song About Toesies

ooooh... toesies toesies
lovely roseie toesies...
painted purple, pink and sparklsies
laaaa... wriggledly toesies
that flap aroundsies
wrinkledly in the wind of Marsies
squish squish
in the mud of seasies
that fly on the tipsy toesies
of randy little mousies
that dance aroundsies
the mistletoesies
oooooof Druid-ly-sober-monksies
wheyhey, the curds of Maysies
that cows called Bessies
givesies
to drink and sup
of the pewter cupsies
and sing for the greensies
of fairy-ly toesies
toesies that prance
that dance
and sing to their own little toesies

(it'd help if you wriggled them about a bit, cause otherwise, it's pointless... i mean, come on here, would you want to look at flat toes? now do it agian, this time really get into it, maybe bounce a little, lotsa fun... you're gonna feel silly sometime, better if you do it by choice, i always say)