*edited* computer blues

*i would like to take this time to mention that i am being censored... any of you who read the original blog will know why... i am a triffled confused and possibly peeved over the whole affair, but the censor-er (read: killer of enlightened electronic conversation forums) is someone who is dear to someone and i really am doing this to ease some paranoia... someone out there should be loving me right now... I AM LESS THEN HAPPY*

my sister's BIF, the apparent computer genius, has taken my laptop to his lair and is looking at it for me, as it is not playing things right.... the following conversation then took place...
~~~~~~~: congrats
silberfeuer3: wha...?
~~~~~~~: you have viruses all over your computer
silberfeuer3: ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
silberfeuer3: don't tell me that!!
silberfeuer3: tell me it's sick and i need to take good care of it and give it soup
~~~~~~~: well if you want I can take the time to even tell you which ones it has found already
~~~~~~~: at least it is only at 4 virii so far
silberfeuer3: oh..CURE IT!!!!
~~~~~~~: when you told me that you had been going online, I was scared from the get go
~~~~~~~: you have an out-of-date anti virus and no firewall
~~~~~~~: that is a bad combination
silberfeuer3: help my baby....
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~~~~~~~: well I am taking Norton off of your computer
silberfeuer3: oh good, that damn thing has been plagueing me about renewing it forever
~~~~~~~: I don't know if I can fix it or not. I am not sure what is even wrong with it yet
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~~~~~~~: holy crap
silberfeuer3: erm...?
~~~~~~~: that virus screwed your computer up
silberfeuer3: noooo!!
silberfeuer3: how badly
silberfeuer3: ?????
~~~~~~~: there are a few files that I am going to have to find so that I can fix your computer again
~~~~~~~: *sighs*
~~~~~~~: you lost files like
~~~~~~~: Windows Media Player
~~~~~~~: since it was infected
~~~~~~~: in case you were wondering, there is a moral to this story
silberfeuer3: WHAT!!!!
~~~~~~~: which I want you to grasp
silberfeuer3: i didn't lose it!
~~~~~~~: ready?
silberfeuer3: it was right there!!!!
~~~~~~~: oh yeah
~~~~~~~: it is gone
~~~~~~~: let me type the message for you
silberfeuer3: don't let my whore of a computer interact with naughty computers without protection?
~~~~~~~: *pats sar affectionately*
silberfeuer3: is it going to be okay??
silberfeuer3: please, just pet my head and tell me it's going to be ok
~~~~~~~: C:\WINNT\System32\wmplayer.exe Found the W32/Sdbot.worm.gen.i virus!!!C:\WINNT\System32\wmplayer.exe has been deleted.
~~~~~~~: means I have to go online so I can find the file for you again
~~~~~~~: LOL
~~~~~~~: I am sure it will be just fine
~~~~~~~: yeah
~~~~~~~: pretty much on the lesson
~~~~~~~: if you are ever intending to bring that computer onto the internet, you need to protect the thing
silberfeuer3: my..
silberfeuer3: poor..
silberfeuer3: baby......
~~~~~~~: well consider it a learning experience
silberfeuer3: *sob*
silberfeuer3: what have i done!
~~~~~~~: you know... if you brought this to me when I was at best buy, I would have had to charge you over 80.00 to fix it
silberfeuer3: i rant about animal abuse..yet i am guilty of that horrid thing..
silberfeuer3: COMPUTER ABUSE
silberfeuer3: *wails*
~~~~~~~: ok
~~~~~~~: so
~~~~~~~: what am I fixing again?
~~~~~~~: I just need to get your computer to be a dear and play movies for long periods of time?
silberfeuer3: erm?
silberfeuer3: hey..i know diddly about computers
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no frickin' joke i know diddly..... i am disgusted with myself...i should really know better... but the little slut has only been on the net twice! damn, i'm oblivious...

*there... ARE YOU HAPPY?!?!?!? SO THERE I DID IT... I RESTRICTED MYSELF TO MAKE SOMEONE ELSE HAPPY... FRICKIN' PIN HEADED MONKEYS, THE LOT OF YOU... that's an endearment... i'm a monkey too... i even occasionally sport a tail... *