oops...

It is possible that I might have given my mother a heart seizure… nome and I were ridding home, from work, which sucked (one of the cooks didn’t come in, I had to clean the grill…it smells really really rotten hard core horrid) and we get stuck behind this huge enormous high roofed van looking thing, double doors and everything, looked like a double-decker plumber’s truck or something, anyway, it’s creeping along at about twenty miles an hour, blindingly slow, so when we get to parkway, before we turn off to go our road, which it was the same way as the van thing was going, I take my opportunity and dart down the other side of the sign island, zipping back into my lane miles ahead of both the van and the car in the other lane (it was eons away, I mean it, I would never put Naomi in danger) and there, cresting the hill, is my mother in her jeep, with a bird’s eye view of the entire thing… needless to say, I am seized with astonishment and start to giggle, mum is shaking her finger at me from the other lane, and nome and I arrive home with nary a scratch.. the same may not be true in an hour or two when mom gets home, however…